"Have you seen you?"
"You look terrible."
"When was the last time you ate?"
"Are you sure you can handle that on your own?"
"Do I look sick to you?"
"Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick."
"Are you sure that was supposed to make me feel better?"
"Since when do you have medical training?"
"I refuse to accept that diagnosis."
"You look perfectly fine to me."
"I think you might be a hypochondriac."
"Well maybe if you actually bothered to go see someone about it this wouldn’t keep happening."
"We’re going to the hospital."
"Are you afraid of needles?"
"You need more blood or something."
"Just try not to die, okay?"