still laughing @
sTOP DOING THAT DKJFDLKFJ CANT YOU SEE IM FALLING APART
lauGHS @ U PREPARE FOR LOTS OF DEATH
Hahahaaaaaaaaa fuck. Though I should be semi used to it, y'know, based on FMA, SAO, SK. sobsintothefloor
≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ Ah, so you’re a knight, then. Or a warrior of some sort. Can’t
say I’m much of one myself, but I know the type.⟨ Once Bilbo’s curiosity is piqued, he becomes much more
accepting of his surroundings and barely even pays attention
to how fast Tony is going. He activates the defroster and
changes the radio station several times, yelping when he
happens to discover one made for loud rock music. Oh, he
won’t be touching that button again—-❝ Ghhh—! What a terrible racket! Is that used to ward off
attackers? I’ve no doubt it would work—
’ Myeah I guess you could say that. ’
The little guy’s observation rises an ironic chuckle from his throat as he contemplates trying to explain what he really does in his spare time. Warrior? Sure, he supposed every Avenger may strive to be a warrior at some point; however, Tony doesn’t quite have the heart to confuse Bilbo further than he already is by telling him the story of the Avengers.
The engineer gives a notable start as the car explodes with the loud thumping of the bass from the stereo. What came from the Hobbit next to him is almost comparable in decibels, as he seems to have realized what he did.
’ That would actually be my favorite radio station—- you know, music? Y'gotta have music where you come from? ’
This is beginning to be really rather amusing.
suitless; bILBO YOU PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS BABY
≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ I see a white metallic death trap looming over that way—
you really mean for me to get into that? You truly must
be insane. Must be all that time spent around Iron
Maidens. Makes you a bit crazy.⟨ But yes, all the same, he does get in the car and look
around curiously. He even presses a few buttons.
That kooky little Hobbit.
’ It’s only a death trap if the operator has a death wish, which I do not, so you’ll be fine. ’
Tony clearly seems to forget that this little Hobbit comes from an era completely different from his– hell, he even has it worse off than the patriotic captain.
He slides into the driver’s seat, and is forced to pause for a moment– dark brown optics following Bilbo with a startling sense of curiosity, before he catches himself and abruptly jams the key into the ignition. Truth be told, he found Bilbo’s fascination and attempt at interacting with the technology to be quite endearing.
’ I’m not crazy. A bit anxious sometimes, yes; possibly narcissistic, but not crazy. Don’t worry buddy, you’re safe with me. ’ Keep the speed low: noted. ’ And it’s not an Iron Maiden– think of it as a suit of armor. ’
≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ D’you mean the carriage? There isn’t one—-
’ No, I mean the car. See that big, sexy, shiny white thing in the garage? It’s open, now get in. ’
The key fob chirps with a crisp ring around the cement walls of the workshop, signaling the doors of the Audi have been unlocked. Appendages smeared with black brush intently across the fabric of the mechanic’s clothes as he rises from his position and heads for the vehicle himself.
≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ It… Sounds a bit disgusting, to be honest. Why would
you need condiments to flavor a slab of meat? That
just reeks of poor cooking skills—-
GET. OUT.
’ ——————–You've obviously never had one then. Get in the car, and let’s go. ’
≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ And ehm… What exactly is a cheese burger?
’ —-Seriously? ’
It’s a burger, with cheese on it. Obviously.
’ Uh, slab of meat with cheese, nestled between a soft bun– with various condiments of preference.
You poor, depraved soul. ’
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP “ENTERPRISE.” ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS. TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND CIVILIZATIONS. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.