tithentuil:

mechxnic:

mechxnic:

[text: all:] Okay I know this sounds bad, but I’m not really sure why there’s a pair of lime green boxers on the floor of my kitchen.

[text: all:] Seriously, just how drunk was I last night?

[sms]: i think they might be mine oops

[sms]: VERY.

[sms]: and not to deflate your ego, but your table dancing could use improvement.

[text: bitch king:] wow
[text: bitch king:] I can’t even begin to tell  you how embarrassing this is.
[text: bitch king:] I think I’m going to have Ms. Potts take them out with the trash simply to rid me of this horrific memory.
[text: bitch king:] wHY EVEN DID YOU TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF IN MY KITCHEN.

[text]: We are not going there.

spywitharedledger:

mechxnic:

spywitharedledger:

[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.

[text: spider lady:] I don’t recommend that. It’s been a messy progress.
[text: spider lady:] I mean, unless you want laryngitis too.
[text: spider lady:] So  please don’t.

[text] Get your ass to that meeting

[text: spider lady:] Do you want me to give the entire board of directors laryngitis?

[text]: We are not going there.

spywitharedledger:

mechxnic:

spywitharedledger:

[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.

[text: spider lady: ] Hell no.
[text: spider lady: ] I totally have laryngitis. Can’t talk. Like at all.

[text] You want me to come over there and check for myself?

[text] Because if you don’t I’ll drag you there by your throat.

[text: spider lady:] I don’t recommend that. It’s been a messy progress.
[text: spider lady:] I mean, unless you want laryngitis too.
[text: spider lady:] So  please don’t.

[text]: We are not going there.

spywitharedledger:

[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.

[text: spider lady: ] Hell no.
[text: spider lady: ] I totally have laryngitis. Can’t talk. Like at all.