[text: all:] Okay I know this sounds bad, but I’m not really sure why there’s a pair of lime green boxers on the floor of my kitchen.
[text: all:] Seriously, just how drunk was I last night?
[sms]: i think they might be mine oops
[sms]: VERY.
[sms]: and not to deflate your ego, but your table dancing could use improvement.
[text: bitch king:] wow
[text: bitch king:] I can’t even begin to tell you how embarrassing this is.
[text: bitch king:] I think I’m going to have Ms. Potts take them out with the trash simply to rid me of this horrific memory.
[text: bitch king:] wHY EVEN DID YOU TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF IN MY KITCHEN.
[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.
[text: spider lady:] I don’t recommend that. It’s been a messy progress.
[text: spider lady:] I mean, unless you want laryngitis too.
[text: spider lady:] So please don’t.[text] Get your ass to that meeting
[text: spider lady:] Do you want me to give the entire board of directors laryngitis?
[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.
[text: spider lady: ] Hell no.
[text: spider lady: ] I totally have laryngitis. Can’t talk. Like at all.[text] You want me to come over there and check for myself?
[text] Because if you don’t I’ll drag you there by your throat.
[text: spider lady:] I don’t recommend that. It’s been a messy progress.
[text: spider lady:] I mean, unless you want laryngitis too.
[text: spider lady:] So please don’t.
[text] Stark you are going to the meeting.
[text: spider lady: ] Hell no.
[text: spider lady: ] I totally have laryngitis. Can’t talk. Like at all.