[text: all:] Okay I know this sounds bad, but I’m not really sure why there’s a pair of lime green boxers on the floor of my kitchen.
[text: all:] Seriously, just how drunk was I last night?
[sms]: i think they might be mine oops
[sms]: VERY.
[sms]: and not to deflate your ego, but your table dancing could use improvement.
[text: bitch king:] wow
[text: bitch king:] I can’t even begin to tell you how embarrassing this is.
[text: bitch king:] I think I’m going to have Ms. Potts take them out with the trash simply to rid me of this horrific memory.
[text: bitch king:] wHY EVEN DID YOU TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF IN MY KITCHEN.