Long Time Gone Sentence Memes

rpmememaker:

• “I thought you were dead.”
• “So what’ve you been doing since you left?”
• “Did you even think about calling?”
• “But I went to your funeral!”
• “What happened to you?”
• “I’ve thought about you every day since.”
• “So I left, what’s the big deal?”
• “I tried to call you.”
• “Did you ever get that postcard I sent?”
• “Have you told anyone?”
• “So you disappear off the face of the earth and then you come back and just expect to pick up exactly where we left off?”
• “I came back for you.”
• “Did it ever occur to you that I might’ve moved on?”
• “Well maybe I don’t want to see you again.”
• “I thought I’d never see you again.”
• “I left you a billion voicemails.”
• “Don’t ever do that again.”