≺ ڿ❀ڰ ≻ ❝ I see a white metallic death trap looming over that way—
you really mean for me to get into that? You truly must
be insane. Must be all that time spent around Iron
Maidens. Makes you a bit crazy.⟨ But yes, all the same, he does get in the car and look
around curiously. He even presses a few buttons.
That kooky little Hobbit.
’ It’s only a death trap if the operator has a death wish, which I do not, so you’ll be fine. ’
Tony clearly seems to forget that this little Hobbit comes from an era completely different from his– hell, he even has it worse off than the patriotic captain.
He slides into the driver’s seat, and is forced to pause for a moment– dark brown optics following Bilbo with a startling sense of curiosity, before he catches himself and abruptly jams the key into the ignition. Truth be told, he found Bilbo’s fascination and attempt at interacting with the technology to be quite endearing.
’ I’m not crazy. A bit anxious sometimes, yes; possibly narcissistic, but not crazy. Don’t worry buddy, you’re safe with me. ’ Keep the speed low: noted. ’ And it’s not an Iron Maiden– think of it as a suit of armor. ’